Dear CPS, There is this family...and they actually dress their daughter up as a princess and then use landscaping equipment on her...and then there's the son...he's usually in a diaper....and only a diaper...but the kids are SUPER cute...and actually I want to be a kid in this house because the Mom bakes cookies for the kids all the time. So, I am writing you to ask if it's too late for them to adopt me?
Congratulations. You have learned well, young Jedi. You have learned all that I can teach you. Your creativity and adaptation is commendable. You are now a Master. ...this'll only hurt a little bit.
Scott, I have very vivid memories of similar acts of insanity during your formative years - I can see you so clearly in Scotty's reaction to the wind machine!! I'm just thankful we can treat him "normally", as we did you!?!!?Love, Mom.
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That is the funniest thing! What a strange family that gets their kicks from turning the blower on their children!
Why give them a bath at the end of the day? Just blow them off!
Dear CPS,
There is this family...and they actually dress their daughter up as a princess and then use landscaping equipment on her...and then there's the son...he's usually in a diaper....and only a diaper...but the kids are SUPER cute...and actually I want to be a kid in this house because the Mom bakes cookies for the kids all the time. So, I am writing you to ask if it's too late for them to adopt me?
I might buy Mia a riding lawn mower for her birthday - just for youtube fun.
Congratulations. You have learned well, young Jedi. You have learned all that I can teach you. Your creativity and adaptation is commendable. You are now a Master.
...this'll only hurt a little bit.
Scott, I have very vivid memories of similar acts of insanity during your formative years - I can see you so clearly in Scotty's reaction to the wind machine!! I'm just thankful we can treat him "normally", as we did you!?!!?Love, Mom.
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